Hello Audience - I trust you are both well?
Those familiar with my Africa blog will find
this one, describing a forthcoming trip to India, pretty same-y. Hollywood
would call it a “re-imagining” of the previous blog, in that it uses exactly
the same weak material, only this time, the fart gags concern Indian elephants.
However, let’s not sully ourselves with such
base humour so early on - Most people, when they think of India, imagine the
Taj Mahal in all its 500 year old splendour....
Yeah well sorry but I’m not going anything like that far North so let’s lower our expectations a bit
The Santa Basilica in Kochi - Well, it’s still
not too shabby. So let’s check out the accommodation....
Back of the net! If it's all this posh, I think I’m going to enjoy
India
But, I hear you ask, what about the elephants?
Well, to be getting on with, here’s a picture of a cross heffalump beating up a
minivan.
Tetchy! Mind you, if you are going to go around chalking on an elephant’s bum,
you should expect a reaction
More soon
